Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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The penn state football administration

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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