Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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don't look behind you

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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hey.

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A black guy with his family.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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