- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road?

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??