- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Obama

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Gadaffi

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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