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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Penis!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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