I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

your a towel.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

nine...eleven

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Women

How do magnets work?

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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