Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Once upon a time.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Who has downs this joke

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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you

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Anti Joke

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