There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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