Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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