Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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dislike this...please.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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