Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Cold camel scrotum.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Anti Joke

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