Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Ha

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