What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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