Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Womens rights

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

whos gay? you are

Please spell dyslexia.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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