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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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