What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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FAP

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's up? A direction...

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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