- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

women's rights.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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