The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Black Veil Brides.

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Women's Sports

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Japan called... They need help.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Dick spice

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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