If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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8=D

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Potato

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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GONNA

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