How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Chuck Norris

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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