Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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It says so on your cap.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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NASCAR

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canaan and mallory

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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