What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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"Up to 50% off."

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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no

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Knock knock What

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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