How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Your mom

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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69

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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8===========D O:

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

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