WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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