How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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gay rights

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Womens Rights.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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