Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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