- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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