What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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BWAT

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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