- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the child step on a ball?

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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