- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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