Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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hi

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Civil Rights.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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No it isn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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