A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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9/11

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Gestapo.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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