What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Poop

i'm not gay

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What is 2+2? 4!

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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