- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What sucks?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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