Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Patrick is gay

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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