what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Women's rights.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

French people

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Sex. That is all.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Women Voting

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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