How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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women leaving the kitchen

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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