why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Obama-Care

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Women's Rights

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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