- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Nathan Gooderson.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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