you will die someday

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Wats a joke?

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What flys? A fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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9/11/2001

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Canada's army

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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