An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

SC Johnson a Family Company

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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