- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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