Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Anti Joke

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