- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

obama is a good president

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

George Bush does not care about black people.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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