- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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