- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Women's rights.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

French people

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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