What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Women's rights

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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