- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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minced oaths

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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