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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

I cant think of one (._. )

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

your mother is so lesbian

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Black people are clen.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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