- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Don't rape me!

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

what do you call a black man named mike

a show horse jumps over a bar

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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