- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

The WNBA.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Rock mattress.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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