ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats White and sticky? Semen

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

in the begining... god made some stuff

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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