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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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