A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

you just lost the game!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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