Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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ps3

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Romney 2012

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Sea World Japan.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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