Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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KEVIN HART

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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